That's what I have been screaming at my television each morning. Listen to this craziness. I had a dip in life motivation for about two weeks so then I decided to have a total life makeover (I've had many of these my dears) and made this my ULTIMATE LIFE CHALLENGE
Really all that means it that I am waking up at 6 a.m. each morning and doing Jillian Michaels new 30 day Shred DVD. It is ridiculous. Ridic. I can't walk. I waddle. My whole body hurts. Each morning I dream of sleeping in and spooning Olivia. But it's off to Jillian I go. (that bitch)
My breakdown came after I found a pile of Snickers Ice Cream Bar wrappers in my car, home, and purse. And I'm not talking about those teeny tiny ones that come in a box from the grocery store. I'm talkin' about the KING SIZE monsters from the gas station. I can eat those suckers like there is no tomorrow. I had no motivation to get off of the couch watching OWN & contemplated joining a gym but didn't want to pay the $$ and then about 4 girls told me how effective this DVD is.
So I bought some self tanner and the 30 day shred at Wal-Mart. Let the challenge begin. Why self tanner? Not sure....I just wanted to be all fake tan when I got shredded.
The workout is only 24 minutes but I swear to the good Lord that it feels like an hour. I'm really excited to feel motivated again and hopefully this will get me into pre-wedding day shape. And then I will dive my face into piles of Snickers Ice Cream bars for my entire honeymoon and live blissfully happy every after.