lister lester

  1.  My first rose blossomed the other day!  I was very excited to see that it is yellow--one of my favorite colors.  

2.  We got straaaawwwwwwwbabies.  They are in full bloom in our backyard.  mmmmm delicious, organic strawbabies.  

 Do not be fooled.  That is not Olivia.  It is her boyfriend, Hank (Hankerpants--who I caught yesterday in an attempt of murder of one of my bunny rabbit friends.  I stopped the car dead in its tracks and ran around chasing Hank screaming, "STAY AWAY FROM MY BUNNY!".  I'm sure it didn't look strange at all). 

He was probably trying to swoon Olivia from inside this morning.  That devil.  That tramp.

3.  I am picking up my wedding dress after work in preparation of my first fitting consultation in the morning!  wooooooo hoooooo!  I am nervous.  The woman has a thick Eastern European accent and probably no patience for picky brides.  I got my dress on a super sale rack & got a deal of a lifetime---but it is also about 3 sizes to big for me.  We shall see how it goes. 

4.  I dreamed last night that I was on a trip with random people and ended up in a guest room overlooking the ocean in Thailand.  Then I was awoken to my alarm radio blasting Elton John's song "Daniel".  What does all of this mean?  What is the universe trying to tell me?   

5.  Worried about the end of the world tomorrow and what will happen to your pets when you are floating up to heaven and everyone else is burning in a fire ball?  No need to worry!  Click here and all your furry friends can be taken care of.  (i think this is for reals?  crazy.people.crazy)

Happy Weekend Loves!!!!!!!