I was browsing through some pictures on my computer tonight and found this one. I think Andrew took it one night. Isn't he a little creepers?
I played last night at Mockingbird. (this was very exciting for me)
I had 2 glasses of wine when I got off stage. (my god they tasted good)
I am officially hung over after just two glasses of wine. (lightweight)
Which is never, ever a good thing to do if you have a job interview in the morning, children.
I don't think it would have worked out anyways. There was mentioning of cleaning up human feces and I almost darted towards the door.
I think she could tell from the expression on my face that this would not be up my alley.
So I left in a daze of nausea, haziness, and a little shaken by the intense Friday morning interview. I stepped into the Ford 350 truck that I borrowed from the farm (did I mention my car died? We are going to bring her back to life soon...) and stopped by my least favorite place in the world, Wal-Mart.
I didn't think this one through.
I carried my only purchase, a 5000 lb bag of cat liter, in heels, to the truck and thought to myself....how in the world did I end up here? Do you ever have those moments? Where you just kinda step outside of yourself and take a good look and maybe a good laugh?
Anywho, this whole finding a supplementary job thing is just..not moving as fast as I would like. Which would be like, NOW.
But I'm being picky. And stubborn. And I want instant gratification. Damn.
There is an upside to this. Now my favorite part of the day is when Andrew reads me the classifieds and helps me search for a job. They posted a job for an egg picker the other day. I have to say I thought about it for a good minute.
So cross your fingers for me, for us. Girlfriend needs a paycheck.
2 comments:
Ok, so I thought I was the only human that still said children! In fact, when I say it, with my hillbilly grammar it should really be spelled childern! I love it.
I can so hear Debbie's voice in some of the stuff you say (or blog in this case). There is no doubting you are your mother's daughter!
As for human feces, I compare it to Wal-Mart. It sometimes is a necessary evil! Of course, I refer to Wal-Mart as 'the devil'.
But, to my point, human feces isn't all that bad. (So, why do I feel vomit in the back of my throat when I say that?) You know what they say 'you have to eat a lot of shit before making it to the top'. (Again, vomit in my throat.) And, honey, you are definately on your way to the top!
Damn, I give up, I've talked about feces so much I forgot what 'my point' was! Ha!
Nonetheless, fingers are crossed for you!
-Love-
Crystal
Thank you my Crystal! This made me laugh out loud. So glad there are amazing beautiful people like you and my mom who can deal with the poo.
& I feel the same way about wal mart!
love
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